"By building a casino, I can tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town!"
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."
"In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history."
"What makes a man endanger his job, and yes, even his life, by asking me for money?"
(Sarcastic) "Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!"
"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich."
"You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari!"
"Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score."
"All the women ... flirted with me, consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
"If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?"
"Tiny children are not horses -- one vaccine at a time, over time."
"I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say ... 'you're fired.'"
"Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."
"It's freezing and snowing in New York -- we need global warming!"
“I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!”
“If there was a way that I could not eat, so I could work more, I would not eat.”
“The politicians [and] unelected bureaucrats who stole our liberty should be tarred, feathered [and] thrown out of town!”
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“There will be no Mars if we let them take our freedom away.”
“I would tell those people they will get to see their families a lot when we go bankrupt.”
“If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it’s your duty as an American to do it.”
“Stop comparing me to Justin Trudeau”
The chief executive of Tesla tweeted a meme that showed a photo of Hitler with the words “Stop comparing me to Justin Trudeau” above the image and “I had a budget” below. The tweet was later deleted. Musk’s use of Hitler’s image “disrespects the memory of all victims and hurts many people”, said the Auschwitz-Birkenau museum, which is on the site of the Nazi concentration camp where an estimated 1.1 million people were killed.
“Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
"Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it."
“I’m not the thief; the government is. Every year you make hardworking Joes like my reporter friend here pay income taxes.”
“Oppression and harassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free.”
"You're not as stupid as you look or sound or our best testing indicates."
- Mr. Burns, 'The Simpsons', Season One, Episode Three.
"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
- Mr. Burns, 'The Simpsons', Season Eight, Episode 21.
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“That’s my lesson for taking a vacation: Vacations will kill you.”
“Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.”
"Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy."
Sometimes he's right...
“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money.”
"Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job."
- Mr. Burns, 'The Simpsons', Season 23, Episode Seven.
"If you opened your eyes for 2 seconds, you would realize I will pay more taxes than any American in history this year"
Elon Musk calls Elizabeth Warren ‘Senator Karen’ in fight over taxes
"You don't have to sue me to get my pants off."
