“Oppression and harassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free.”
“If there was a way that I could not eat, so I could work more, I would not eat.”
“Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.”
“I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!”
“I’m not the thief; the government is. Every year you make hardworking Joes like my reporter friend here pay income taxes.”
“That’s my lesson for taking a vacation: Vacations will kill you.”
"Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it."
“The politicians [and] unelected bureaucrats who stole our liberty should be tarred, feathered [and] thrown out of town!”
"Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy."
Sometimes he's right...
“Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
“There will be no Mars if we let them take our freedom away.”
“If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it’s your duty as an American to do it.”
“I would tell those people they will get to see their families a lot when we go bankrupt.”
“Stop comparing me to Justin Trudeau”
The chief executive of Tesla tweeted a meme that showed a photo of Hitler with the words “Stop comparing me to Justin Trudeau” above the image and “I had a budget” below. The tweet was later deleted. Musk’s use of Hitler’s image “disrespects the memory of all victims and hurts many people”, said the Auschwitz-Birkenau museum, which is on the site of the Nazi concentration camp where an estimated 1.1 million people were killed.
“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money.”
"Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job."
- Mr. Burns, 'The Simpsons', Season 23, Episode Seven.
"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
- Mr. Burns, 'The Simpsons', Season Eight, Episode 21.
"You're not as stupid as you look or sound or our best testing indicates."
- Mr. Burns, 'The Simpsons', Season One, Episode Three.
“pronouns suck”
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